Wasn't Me!

At school the other day I got balls of toilet paper and got them wet and threw them on boys that were chasing me. They eventually they told on me and I refused to say that it was me. My teacher is already suspicious of me so he sent me to the principal's office. She has seen me often enough. She was considering suspending me! I was astonished (do you like my vocabulary?) by how much she didn't believe me. My parents did the same thing and grounded me from the computer and TV. Although I snuck on it today and that is how you are getting this message. My mom warned me that "Santa" won't bring me presents this year if I keep this up. I don't understand.. I was just defending myself. I know Santa knows that I threw the balls. So surely he should know I was defending myself. So all I will be not keeping up is defending myself period!! My mom just isn't as "magical" as Santa because she doesn't know that and she can't fly around the world in 1 night with Santa's reindeer. I do love her still though. I love her as much as I love Santa.

Darn It!?!?

I was right about my grandma not having fun here. In fact she left early because one more incident....Well I was out side making a stream of water. You see I have a hill in my backyard and I had made a long ditch along the side of the hill. When I was done I put the hose at the beginning of the ditch and turned the water on too high. The water squirted out of the house and made my "stream" a big mud slide. I couldn't turn it off and then all of the sudden I heard a big POP! I turned around and there was water squirting out of the middle of the hose!!!! My grandma came outside pretty deaf and with a big coat on. She was looking way up in the sky and not were she was stepping. She put one foot in the big mud slide and slipped. For the first time she noticed that there was water EVERYWHERE.. She was so mad that before you could say "My toe is on fire oh wait it fell off" she was already packed and ready to leave. She said she was going to leave for her own safety. I think this house is pretty safe don't you?

Family

I have a small family but big enough. I have 2 siblings. I have an older sister who is 10 years old named Brenda. I also have a little brother named Justin who is only 4. Then theirs me. My name as you know is Emily and I am 7 years old. My parents are a pretty couple (I think). My mom's name is Margret but I have to call her mom. My dad's name is Frank but same with my mom I have to call him dad. We (most of the time) work together and are kind. I hope as you continue reading my blog that you understand that more and more......

My Grandma Rose

My Grandma Rose came from North Dakota this fall. I don't think she is going to have very much fun here though because her first day here there was a little problem. When my grandma got here she was complaining about how her eyes where dry so my mom got a little bottle that said eye drops across the front. I tried to tell her not to give grandma the "eye drops" but she wouldn't listen. Grandma put the "eye drops" in her eyes while I squirmed in the corner hoping nothing would happen. My grandma screamed and started jumping up and down. I probably looked fishy because my mom ran in the room and took one look at me and asked what did you do in a not so happy tone. A while ago I dumped all the eye drop liquid out of the bottle and then put bubble mix in the bottle in case I needed more bubbles later in life. I started crying and hid my face. My mom ran over to my grandma and turned on the water and washed her eye out. My mom got my grandma a meal and to sleep. Later I got in big trouble. I did tell my story to and my older sister was there to and was laughing and laughing. Her name is Brenda but I call her Brenda Brata because she is always mean to me. Wish me luck!

Emily

Hello, my name is Emily. I am really exited to start writing in here to you guys! I live out in Montana in a little cottage far from any of my family. I have a little pond in my backyard filled with colorful fish. I have a friend named Rachael. She lives 3 houses down from me and is always there for me. One day I was in a tree house that we built and I got over exited and jumped out the window of the tree house. I grabbed onto a branch before I fell. She helped me back into the tree house and got me an ice pack because I hit my knee when I jumped out.I don't think I could ever have a better friend than her. Well I think you know me enough for today! Bye!

Oooh!!

I am going to pretend to be a different person on this blog so nothing on here will be real. I guess it would kind of be like a story but in a diary format with dates and entries. I hope you like it.